In the past couple of weeks we’ve had several requests from editors and writers who wanted to participate in The Rejection Generator Project. By all means, participate! We checked with Sylvester, who said, sure, feeding more raw material into the Generator should be okay as long as we keep close watch. However, he cautioned that text that is not sufficiently venomous can cause it to overheat. We’ve tested systems and run more material through, and so far all’s well.

If you, too, would like to feed a rejection into the Generator, you have a few options:

1) Tweet us: @TheStoneslide #rejectiongenerator e.g: Dear Writer, If you were a Nobel Prize winning author, someone would publish this. We’d still know it was shit.

2) Facebook: Post your text to Stoneslide’s Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/stoneslide

3) good, old-fashioned email: Send to editorsATstoneslidecorrectiveDOTcom. Put RGP in the subject line.

Editors, this is a chance to say what you really think when a pile of absolute fecal matter hits your desk. Writers, don’t let the editors have all the fun. Pen your own scathing put-downs. You’ll feel so much better afterward. Trust us.