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A Life Examined

True Things I Shouldn’t Have Said Anyway

KID: I’m scared. I think there’s a monster in my room.

WIFE: Oh, sweetie. You know it’s just your imagination. You can go back to sleep.

ME: That’s right. There are no monsters. When people use the word monster for murderers, rapists, people who steal or break into your house, or just people who really hurt someone else, it’s just a metaphor.


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