-over three-quarters fried egg
-prepared horseradish
-two-year-old cheddar cheese
-salt and pepper
-bread
-grated top panel of Hewlett-Packard 200A Audio Oscillator, stolen from the Computer History Museum, 1401 N. Shoreline Blvd., Mountain View, California

 

-over three-quarters fried egg
-Havarti cheese
-salt and pepper
-frozen butter, shaved
-bread
-shredded Bill of Rights, with 1^st, 4^th, and 8^th amendments in ALL CAPS

 

-over three-quarters fried egg
-dried oregano
-ketchup
-salt and pepper
-bread
-crumblings of seared page corners of each page of the Patriot Act

-over three-quarters fried egg
-mayonnaise
-two-year-old Reggiano Parmigiano cheese
-salt and pepper
-bread
-folded cover sheet of transcript of Senate debate over Gulf of Tonkin Agreement

 

-over three-quarters fried egg
-Dijon mustard
-butter lettuce
-salt and pepper
-Oroweat brand onion bun
-shavings of copper plate used to make commemorative etchings of opening paragraph of the US Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby decision

 

-over three-quarters fried egg
-caramelized onions
-winter savory, steeped for 5 seconds
-Emmental cheese
-salt and pepper
-bread
-shredded Articles of Confederation, translated from English to German, German to Yiddish, and from the Yiddish back into the English

 

-over three-quarters fried egg
-1 Tbsp Sauvignon Blanc
-Dijon mustard
-salt and pepper
-bread
-folded, dampened page of Joe Biden’s plagiarized speech about the environment

 

-over three-quarters fried egg
-brown mustard, made with Baker’s bourbon
-salt and pepper
-bread
-ink chemically lifted from the Fort Laramie Treaty