-I think he continues to take delivery of a physical newspaper  only so he doesn’t have to talk to me during meals.

-If it doesn’t have a helipad, is it really a yacht?

-If the pebbles up the drive aren’t rounded river rock, is it really someplace you’d want to party?

-If you have to fly first class instead of a private charter, why not just stay home?

-If you can’t get to Milan once or twice a year to buy decent shoes, why bother wearing any?