Vice President and now likely Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is blasting Amazon for its crackdown on fake reviews. “Falsehoods are the backbone of both written and verbal communication,” Biden said. “Without words that are fraudulent, how will we ever accomplish anything?” Biden also condemned Savannah State University, in Savannah, Georgia, for its recent efforts to prevent plagiarism among students. “How can college students possibly be prepared for the real world if they don’t learn how to steal other people’s ideas?” In other news, a Wisconsin man consumed no alcohol yesterday. Concerned family members rushed him to the hospital for tests.