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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2015

The Cuyahoga County prosecutor released two reports finding that a Cleveland police officer acted “reasonably” when he shot a fourteen-year-old who was carrying a toy gun. The finding has serious implications for other ongoing investigations, including the case of Jona Wilkens who was hit with a BGM-109C Tomahawk Land Attack Missile after building what has been described as a “very realistic” Lego tank with a potentially devastating super laser cannon and multiple grenade launchers that could point in different directions. Prosecutors in Los Angeles County also said the reports out of Cuyahoga encouraged them as they considered bringing bigamy charges against actor Ashton Kutcher, after a seven-year-old girl staged an elaborate wedding ceremony in which her Ashton Kutcher doll married her Taylor Swift doll in Turks and Caicos. Mr. Kutcher is already married to actress Mila Kunis.


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