Hillary Clinton slowly backed out of the conference room while members of the Select Committee on Benghazi were busy arguing with each other this afternoon. Her absence was not noticed for more than an hour and a half, in which time she got a smoothie and a grilled cheese at a Capitol Hill restaurant and finalized the details on a new fund-raising plan that her campaign will announce tomorrow. To avoid accusations that she sells access in exchange for campaign contributions, Clinton will now perform basic IT support, such as setting up email accounts, in exchange for contributions of $100,000 or more. “This clears up any suspicion of influence peddling,” said Clinton advisor Sidney Blumenthal. “Hillary is providing straightforward, reliable service in exchange for those checks. The money won’t affect her decisions as president.”