Americans are so enjoying the overcrowded and feisty Republican presidential field that they want to find a way to keep all the candidates around. A Constitutional amendment being proposed by the Heckerly Foundation would allow up to 12 Republicans to share the office of president. If elected, the dozen would rotate on a weekly basis through the presidency, vice presidency, and major cabinet posts. Cabinet meetings—sure to be filled with zingers and backstabbing—would be broadcast live, as would the dramatic moment each week when the new president arrived at the Oval Office to turn out the previous president (who then goes down to the bottom to be secretary of transportation). Any office holder who wants to eliminate a federal agency could do so when it was his or her turn to head that agency, but the agency would come back the next week. Ted Cruz would thus be able to eliminate the Department of Commerce twice every six months.