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MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2015

Presidential candidate Ben Carson has made the widespread and deleterious effects of political correctness a primary theme in his campaign. However, historians warn that the scourge of PC may be even worse than the presidential wannabe realizes. According to those who study the matter, PC has started to mutate and to draw to itself enough power to work backwards in time and spread its blighting do-gooder influence over historical events. If left unchecked, historians warn, this PC power could in the next few weeks undo the genocides in Serbia and Rwanda by forcing people to see others as having rights equal to their own. It then could push back the commencement of female suffrage and the end of slavery, thereby enabling the entire adult population to participate in civic life centuries earlier than otherwise occurred. Given enough time, PC could even hamper the great historical conquests of men like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and Alexander by forcing them to really see the value of each human life and weigh that against their desire for conquest and glory. “There’s no telling how PC could change the course of human civilization,” said Ben Carson. “This only reinforces the need for someone in the Oval Office who can fight off this pernicious force.”


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