A high-ranking US intelligence source says that the Obama Administration is becoming increasingly concerned about the emergence of another pseudo-state in lawless areas of Chad and the Central African Republic. The new group is called ISPJ, or Irreverent State of Practical Jokers. It is believed the ISPJ is responsible for planting a device on Turkish Airlines Flight 8896 that exploded and filled the cabin with confetti. Border and Customs Officers in ISPJ-controlled territory have been known to pretend to confiscate travelers’ passports and then give them back after a few seconds. One move that analysts see as a troubling indication that the group is taking on all the powers of a national government is the recent ISPJ regulation that all bathroom sinks in tourist zones be fitted with an adapter to squirt upwards toward the user’s face or chest.