Mike Stammerhanz, the mayor of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, has proposed a novel way to fight ISIS abroad while battling the scourge of litter at home. “We pack up our garbage and drop it on ISIS-controlled territory,” says Stammerhanz. “Believe me, nothing gets people madder at their local government than seeing trash that isn’t picked up promptly. ISIS will spend all their time fielding calls for cleanups, and they won’t have time for anymore military adventuring. Plus, we won’t have to worry about collateral damage, especially if we drop food waste. And there’s a benefit back home: everyday Americans will know that by placing their trash in the appropriate receptacle, they’re doing their part to fight terrorism.”