One theme to come out of the ongoing Paris Climate Summit is the idea that the threat from climate change is actually greater than the threat from terrorism. ISIS, Al Qaeda, Boko Haram, the Tamil Tigers, and the Ku Klux Klan released the following joint statement today: “A number of reports have claimed that climate change is worse than us. The truth may hurt, but we must face this hard reality—it’s the only way to grow and learn. We, together, pledge to do better in the future. Our unambiguous goal is that by the time the next round of ineffectual climate talks rolls around, even though the climate challenge will only get worse in the meantime, no one will be able to claim that it is more of a threat to civilization, decency, or life on this planet than we are. Thank you for your attention. Again, we aim to do better in the future and to meet and even surpass your expectations of us.”