After it was widely reported that Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas shook hands while attending the Paris climate talks, spokesmen for both leaders denied the gesture had any meaning. “He shook dozens of other hands, even Angela Merkel’s,” said Israel’s top flack. After the handshake, Bibi was heard to say, “What do you think of the new Adele album?” “I can’t stop listening to ‘Hello,'” replied Abbas. Spokesmen denied the banter had any deeper meaning. The two leaders then locked eyes and briefly, ever so briefly, allowed their lips to come together in a deniable kiss, after which Netanyahu was heard to say, “Is it getting hot on this planet or is it just me?”