Looking to revitalize his campaign, Jeb Bush announced a new immigration plan based on free-market principles. Calling Donald Trump’s proposal to deport all 11 million undocumented immigrants “wildly unrealistic” Bush instead plans to issue 11 million work visas to private companies, mostly hedge funds and private equity firms. The companies will then lease or lend the right to work to individuals and take a percentage of their earnings until the debt is paid off. “This great country was founded on indentured servitude as much as slavery,” said Bush. “Some people forget that! But we’re going to bring that back!” He also sought to encourage his supporters by telling them to look at graphs of poll numbers upside down. “That way I’m on top!”