American businessman David Koch has unleashed a furious verbal attack on Spain’s judicial system following news that that country’s Princess Cristina must face up to charges of tax evasion. “This is a woman of means, a woman of privilege. Royal blood courses through her veins, for Pete’s sake! There is no justice in this world of ours if a lovely woman like Princess Cristina can be forced to face consequences like some common criminal!” Koch also said, “The middle class, poor, and other ingrates must finally learn their place. I’m sick of hearing how ‘difficult’ their little lives are. This isn’t an American matter. This is global. The middle class and poor everywhere had better learn to shut up, and stop demanding that their betters be treated like they themselves are.” The 50–year–old Cristina is expected to testify in court in February. In rock music news, 751 beloved and respected musicians died yesterday.