Government officials say there is no truth to assertions that they’re not killing the perpetrators of a takeover of federal property in Oregon because the perpetrators are white. “That is patently false. The reason these perpetrators aren’t being killed is because they’re law-abiding,” said a state official, speaking anonymously because he didn’t want to be caught lying. When reminded that an armed takeover is illegal, and every single one of the perpetrators is white, the official stood his ground, saying, “The color of these people’s skin is not nearly as important as the fact that they believe free school lunch for poor children and Section 8 housing are inherently evil. Also, they think Carly Fiorina AND Hillary Clinton are ugly.”