Republicans today accused Hillary Clinton of planting cute children at her campaign rallies. They pointed to a widely disseminated video clip of a little girl asking Clinton about the gender wage gap as an example of gross adorableness that the GOP would never tolerate in its ranks. “The only people who should be allowed to lob softball questions at candidates are greasy white guys on Fox News,” said Ted Cruz campaign manager Jeff Roe. The candidate backed up his staffer. “We would never stoop to that,” said Cruz while stroking his new pet ring–tailed lemur.