Republican Sarah Palin accused Democrat (and Independent) Bernie Sanders of “politicizing politics.” The former governor of Alaska called Sanders “pure evil. He’s from Vermont. Robert Frost was born in Vermont, and everybody knows what a piece of you–know–what he was.” Reporters in attendance were so shocked that Palin knew who Frost was that no one told her Frost was born and grew up in California, and Sanders was born and grew up in New York City. “Now that evil Bernie Sanders is politicizing politics. Politics is supposed to be about lookin’ hot, and talkin’, and travelin’, but he wants to turn poor people against rich people. Poor people should LOVE rich people. Rich people give poor people jobs.” In other news, researchers at McGill University in Montreal have found that most chainsaw accidents occur outdoors.