The American anti-abortion group Center for Medical Progress has announced that news of North Korea having detonated a hydrogen bomb is “a crock of you-know-what.” The country merely exploded tens of thousands of unlaundered gym socks, according to the group. “We know hoaxes, and this latest ‘news’ definitely qualifies,” said group founder David Daleiden. Amnesty International has questioned CMP’s claim that the detonated materièl was gym socks, and said more credible sources claim that what exploded were the hopes and dreams of teens yearning to attend summer school at the Royal Danish Ballet.