Republican presidential aspirants Ted Cruz, Donald J. Trump, and Marco Rubio are arguing over who has the most valuable baseball card collection. Cruz said his 2001 Alex Rodriguez card (the first year A–Rod played for the Texas Rangers) is worth $62,000. Trump said his Derek Jeter rookie card is worth $4.2 million. Marco Rubio said the value of his 1993 Greg Maddux card (the first year of Maddux’ time with the Atlanta Braves) is $1.3 million. However, James Delturkle of Abbott & Tremper Trading Card and Memorabilia Appraisals said, “All three cards put together are worth about $700, tops.” In other news, the American Society of Pathological Douche Bags appointed a brand new board of directors yesterday.