Republican presidential candidates are arguing over who actually “won” Iowa. Marco Rubio, who finished third, claimed to have the momentum coming out of the Hawkeye State. But Jeb Bush pointed out that if third place is better than first place, then his fifth place must be even better than that. Carly Fiorina has been arguing on the stump that six (she finished sixth) is the sum of 1 + 2 + 3, and thus is a better position than either first, second, or third. “If you run a big business, as I have, you learn to see what numbers really mean,” she told the residents gathered in the activity room at the Millicent G. Revere Home for the Aged in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Rick Santorum said that if you add up vote totals from the caucuses in 2008, 2012, and 2016, he has received the most votes, and he crowned himself Iowa Champion of the 21st Century.