Human rights groups today released a report decrying the “icy hostility” and “deeply buried anger” in the marriage of William B. Setter and Alice Setter of Overlook Drive in Two Forks, Massachusetts. The report said that the couple’s five-year dispute, which started with a disagreement over who should clean out the food scraps that accumulate in the strainer at the bottom of the kitchen sink, must be brought to a peaceful conclusion, for the well being of the parties involved and others. “Not only is their sink a mess,” said lead author Lilia Tatalli, “but others are suffering, too. Anyone who has been out to dinner with the Setters can testify to the constant sniping and the passive aggressive displays–the suicide bombing of relationships.” Neither party has yet agreed to the report’s call for an immediate truce.