The states of Maryland and Wisconsin have petitioned to have their presidential primaries cancelled. “Some people are worried about violence at the rallies,” said Maryland governor Larry Hogan. “But most people are just saying, God, we don’t want these freak shows in our state. I mean, would you invite Donald Trump over if you had any choice? It’s like leaving the door open and spreading refuse all over your foyer to bring in raccoons. Why not close the door and keep the trash in the trash bin?” Asked if his citizens will regret losing their voice in the selection of the country’s next leader, Hogan said, “People say they only want to vote if they can vote against everyone, but the parties won’t allow that.”