The Trump campaign announced a new program whereby supporters will be able to ramp-up their paranoia and hatred from the comfort of their own homes or compounds. No longer will a Trump supporter need to attend a Trump rally in order to transform his or her baseline anger and fearfulness into full-fledged rage. The program, called Enhancing Fear for U People, or, EFFUP, was the brainchild of Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, and actor Gary Busey. For just $24.99, a Trump supporter receives a nineteen-minute video playable on all devices that explains numerous issues, including why people who aren’t Americans are “evil,” and why Americans who aren’t white are “really evil, except when they pledge support for Donald Trump.” The video also addresses immigration, the Democratic party, Barack Obama, Chappaquiddick, and “the Mexico problem.” 39-year-old Charles “The Goatfucker” Jones, a professional wrestler from Las Vegas, Nevada, said, “Sure, when I went to a rally I could feed all my hatreds and fears, but after a few days I might start thinking stupid thoughts, like maybe not all Democrats are America-hating assholes. But now, I watch this thing three or four times a day sometimes, and I will never give into such idiotic ideas again.” For an extra ten dollars, EFFUP will also come with an action figure pairing of Hillary Clinton being punched by Trump.