In honor of World Poetry Day, Donald J Trump has released three original works.

 

I know I will win this election
If there’s no party defection.
I’ll keep ’em in line
with an asset of mine,
the yuuuge size of my New York erection!

 

There was a rapist from Mexico
Who said to his friend, “Let’s have a go.
Today there’s no wall,
The states are open to all
But Trump will make this zone a no go.”

 

There was a man from South Cali
Who cold-cocked a guy at my rally
The victim’s skin
was surely a sin
So, sure, I’ll pay the lawyer’s tally.
Look back at some of Trump’s juvenilia: http://stoneslidecorrective.com/2015/08/titles-from-poems-donald-trump-wrote-while-in-college/