Five Donald Trump supporters stormed a Bernie Sanders rally yesterday, shouting “This is bullshit, this is bullshit!” They went to the rally because Sanders has “a really shitty brain,” according to Travis Deshorterest, a father of six from Mesa, Arizona, who has been disabled since falling out of the cab of his Dodge Durango in 2005. “That asshole uses words that are all show-offy. And also he does spelling! I heard when he writes stuff down he spells it right all the fucking time! What a prick!” Denise Coledon, an unemployed day care worker and mother of three from Kingman, Arizona, said, “Any idiot knows Trump has the best brain. The only brain. Sanders and that Clinton bitch are morons.” In other news, a member of the Westboro Baptist Church didn’t behave like an asshole yesterday.