In response to a recent court ruling in New York that Apple doesn’t have to help the FBI unlock an iPhone involved in a criminal case, Apple CEO Tim Cook released the following statement: “We’re gratified by this judgement. This shows why we have a Fourth Amendment. You shouldn’t be forced to give up your sensitive information to the government; you should choose to give it away to profit-making companies. Frankly, the FBI are amateurs at tracking and analyzing your data. Ask them what you were doing at 10:04 last night. They don’t know. We know. We try not to think about it too much or, God forbid, picture it in our minds, but we know. We can make money by selling that information to marketers, which is the American way. What would the FBI do with it? Muck around and try to stop ‘terrorism’? Bitch, please.”