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TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2016

Donald Trump has waded back into the issue of terrorism, speaking again about the Brussels attack. The Republican front-runner accused the Belgian authorities, and the Belgian people, of being a “bunch of wusses! Total wusses!” Trump then asked, rhetorically, what the “biggest put-down” in French is. “You know the worst thing a French person can call you? A ‘Belgique,’ a ‘Belgian.’ And that’s the French—not necessarily known for their heroism or courage!” Trump said that if elected president he will petition the EU to have Belgium become a US territory, and “subjugate every last one of those wussified wusses to hard labor building things for real men and women, Americans!” Trump added that he would also tax the Belgian people “a lot.” When asked his opinion, Republican dropout Jeb Bush said he thinks “‘wuss’ is a mean word. And offensive.” Trump countered that Bush himself is “a wuss.” In other news, approximately 1,800 professional American football players did not strike women yesterday, according to an absence of reports.


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