Donald Trump is denying reports that he and fellow Republican candidate for the presidency Senator Ted Cruz intend to swap wives and have a “banging good time.”  Cruz also denies the reports. Trump said, “I’m not saying I wouldn’t do Heidi. Hell, the woman deserves some pleasure in her life.” Cruz said his wife is “totally pleasured. My wife is so very pleasured. She doesn’t need no stinkin’ Trump.” Trump did concede that he wouldn’t mind swapping housekeepers. “Natasha and Viktoriya are slipping.” Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson said the wife swapping issue was “blown out of proportion. They discussed having dinner at a restaurant near San Francisco’s Power Exchange,” an adult entertainment club for couples and singles. In other news, actor Charlie Sheen was seen at a San Diego building site yesterday, running a backhoe.