Democratic Party chairs for the states of California, New Jersey, and New Mexico are apologizing to the Sanders camp today after making a mistake on those states’ ballots for their respective primaries. New Jersey Democratic Party Chair John Currie said that underneath Senator Bernie Sanders’ name, the party “forgot” to omit the words “charlatan, dreamer, usurper of Hillary’s birthright.” The Sanders campaign issued a statement saying they are “deeply disappointed by this unjustified attack from our own party.” When asked to comment, Hillary Clinton said, “I had nothing to do with it so why don’t you get out of my face and go talk to that idiot liar from the socialist enclave of Vermont!” In other news, reports indicate that attorney for the stars Gloria Allred didn’t mistreat anyone yesterday.