Donald Trump has fallen to the unenviable position of having to line up against himself in a legal battle. The Republican presidential candidate’s face has filed a lawsuit against him, saying he’s an “overbearing putz.” Trump’s face said it has “had enough. The guy’s an ass wipe, and I want a full extraction from my predicament.” The damages Trump’s face is seeking have been sealed by a judge, but the rest of the suit, filed in New York, is public record. “And the shit that comes out of my mouth!” the complaint reads. “Talking about Megyn Kelly’s hoo-ha, the overweening claims, all that rubbish. What a fucking prick he is!” The face also complained about “all the stupid expressions he forces me to make.” Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson said the candidate had no comment on his face’s lawsuit other than to say, “But isn’t it one hell of a handsome face? The ladies sure think so.” In other news, multi-billionaire Charles Koch yesterday engaged in both spelling and character defense when he said that his brother David “is not a piece of s-h-i-t. And for that matter, neither am I.”