Earlier today the governor of North Carolina, Pat McCrory, stood before cameras at the statehouse, and addressed his constituents. “This morning someone told me North Carolina has a bicameral legislature. This is disgusting. Our founders did not want this country or this state to allow the practice of the repulsive, disgusting lifestyle of bicamerality. Let me assure you, bicamerality is as evil in God’s eyes as homocamerality, and transcamerality. We must stamp out this morally repugnant bicamerality. It will be the ruin of our children. God will not stand for this; if we do not change, locusts will descend upon us like, like locusts, and will destroy us. And if that happens, if we are destroyed, it shall be just because it shall be God’s will. We must destroy bicamerals and their vomit-inducing bicameral lifestyle preferences. I therefore move that we abolish the legislature, effective midnight tonight.” Roughly 30 minutes later, McCrory’s office issued a statement, without comment, instructing people to disregard the preceding address.