Presumptuous—oops, presumptive—Republican nominee Donald J Trump said if elected he will offshore Congress. “It would be so much cheaper.” To critics, Trump said during a speech outside Owings Mills, Maryland, “Look, I’m not looking to outsource these knuckleheads. (Not yet.) This is offshoring, you morons.” Trump said his proposal has nothing to with rumors that upon his inauguration, if elected, he would dissolve the Supreme Court and the House and Senate. He said the plan simply “makes good ol’ American sense.” Even with travel  expenses, the Republican bankruptcy filer said, offshoring Congress would be “great” for the country financially. “They could use one of my planes—I’d give them a good rate.” He said “thrifty” lodging might help the nation’s books, too. One of Trump’s companies owns a company that owns another company that either owns, manages, or both—it’s not entirely clear—a quarter-star 700-unit motel compound on New Providence Island, the Bahamas.