The Trump campaign plans to turn traditional voter canvassing on its head with a new mobile app that’s been nicknamed “Uber for assholes.” Instead of indiscriminately sending out volunteers to pound the pavement and knock on doors, the Trump team will only send out a surrogate (aka, the “asshole”) when a voter requests one through the app. Requests for an “asshole” (aka, Trump supporter) can be made 24 hours a day for a charge of $14.95 per minute, with peak pricing at times of high demand. Democrats have labeled the new app a desperate attempt to raise funds by a foundering campaign. Trump’s director of social media Daniel Scavino Jr. counters, “You can get a Hillary goon for free. Visits from the Trump team are a premium good.”