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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 22, 2016

A conservative columnist has launched a website for women who find the prospect of a Trump presidency irresistibly sexy. Ann Coulter said the site, called “I Jill for Trump” is modeled after a similar site for men who get turned on at the thought of Trump being America’s next White House CEO. Coulter said, “I figure if Mike Huckabee—not known for his entrepreneurial prowess—can make money at this, so can I.” (Huckabee recently launched “I Jerk for Trump.”) Coulter said her site has videos and still photos of the presumptive Republican nominee discussing foreign policy, ordering bottles of wine at restaurants, rolling up his sleeves while speaking, and archival tape of him pushing his first daughter in a swing. Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin said the site is “sure to be a winner. Donald Trump is sexier than a polar bear getting dropped with a 50 caliber rifle. I jill for Trump. And believe me, I do it all the time.” Tea Party cofounder Debbie Dooley said, “When I imagine him talking shit to some tight-ass woman who just needs a good you-know-whating, I get so wet. These things must be taken care of, and I do it. Gladly. I jill for Trump.” The site provides a much-needed service for conservative women, according to 34-year-old Elizabeth Farft. She’s a Trump supporter from Racine, Wisconsin, who has been unable to work since 2008 after suffering injuries and being arrested for assault at a reception following her stepson’s First Communion. Farft said, “Only a uptight priss would think Trump isn’t sexy. He’s a hell of a lot sexier than that Muslim-in-Chief who’s in there now.” In other news, Iowa Republican Joni Ernst said, “I will hate terrorists ’til the day I die, but I will staunchly defend their right to buy semi-automatic firearms.”


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