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FRIDAY, JULY 1, 2016

In recognition of the July 4th holiday, Donald J. Trump has proposed creating a new, improved flag of the United States of America. “That red and blue and all those stripes, it clashes with everything,” said the presumptive Republican nominee. “I have great taste. I have the best taste you’ll ever see. And I tell you that old rag is a stinker.” Trump unveiled the new design, which has the letters “USA” printed in gold on a solid white background. According to materials provided by the Trump campaign, the white color refers to the nation’s founding fathers, who were all white. The gold color stands for wealth and how the nation must always care for its rich. “Believe me, you don’t need those other colors,” said Trump. “All white is good. It’ll look so beautiful flying at my rallies. People will cry. They’ll be crying, it’s so beautiful.”


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