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MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016

At a rally in Ohio, Donald J. Trump said that accusations that he has made unwanted sexual advances on at least nine women are tearing the nation apart. “It’s sad. It’s really sad,” Trump said. “These women say I touched them, grabbed their breasts, kissed them, whatever they say. And the rest of the women get so mad. You know what I’m saying. The other women think they’re missing out. Hey, there’s only one of me, okay, but everyone wants a piece.” After he launched into a digression on the topic of diner food versus fast food and how restaurant owners say Trump is the best patron ever, he returned to the topic of sexual harassment. “Once elected, I promise I will grope every woman who’s a United States citizen. Even the ones who, you know, I’ll have to close my eyes. None of you ladies will have to be jealous.” Trump spokeswoman Scottie Nell Hughes refused to lay out a timeline of when the Republican candidate would fulfill his promise.


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