Hillary Clinton’s staff is frantically working on revisions to her plans for her first 100 days in office. Plans to update Obamacare and pass an economic stimulus bill are being backburnered in favor of her new conviction that the federal government must do something to address the plague of email. An anonymous high-ranking Clinton aide tells Stoneslide, “She’s been focused on this since yesterday. She keeps saying, ‘This fucking email thing. We’ve got to stop it! It’s going to kill us.’ It’s all she’ll say. Even when we ask her how much she wants to raise taxes on the wealthy, she just says, ‘Email.'” Staffers are drawing up position papers recommending email be regulated by the FCC, an increase in the marketing budget of the US Post Office, requiring public schools to teach children about the danger of email instead of drugs, and other measures to reduce the harm email does in American life.