Donald J. Trump is assuring voters that he will “put a stop to our country’s women problem.” Trump promised supporters that if elected he will require all women to undergo hysterectomies.

Trump said, “We are going to make women great! Not again, but for the first time! The world’s problems are right there in the word, ‘hysterical.’ I told you I had the best words!”

Trump said the procedure will be performed on every white woman with an intelligence quotient score of 140 or higher, and every last woman of color, regardless of her IQ.

Trump spokeswoman Scottie Nell Hughes said exceptions will be made for Trump’s daughter Ivanka, Omarosé Onee Maginault, and Tila Tequila.

The Republican candidate for the presidency of the United States said that women need his guidance and medical advice. “These females don’t know what’s good for them. I’ll teach ’em. I’ll show ’em who’s boss,” he said.

Charles “The Goatfucker” Jones, a professional wrestler from Elko, Nevada, said he thinks Trump is right. “All these beeyotches need to shut up about me whistling or pinching. With Mr. Trump as president, they finally will.”