Facebook announced a plan to deal with the “fake news” controversy. The company has been accused of not doing enough to stem the flow of false news stories in users’ feeds, and some critics have argued that the spread of unfounded rumors and conspiracy theories may have contributed to Donald Trump’s electoral victory. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced a decisive and in his words “absolutely guaranteed” solution. The social network will henceforth block any accurate news from showing in users’ feeds. “This way our users, a sixth of humanity by the way, will know the truth value of anything they see on Facebook—namely that it’s all bullshit,” said Zuckerberg. Answering questions about whether the company has a responsibility to play umpire, Zuckerberg responded, “We can’t evaluate and remove every piece of bogus hype or inflated paranoia. It’s much easier to remove the true stuff. There’s hardly any of it on Facebook to begin with.”