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The Cynic's Notebook

Joy is felt most often in the illusion

that joy will exist sometime in the future. As an example, recall your feelings at your wedding and then what’s come after.

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It’s wrong to discriminate against someone

based on race or creed. You should only discriminate based on how much money they have or whether they’re attractive.

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Volunteerism:

a way for meaningless people to find meaning.

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Volunteerism:

a way for useless people to be useful.

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Volunteerism:

a means to an end whose result is the volunteer’s conceitedness, appropriately suppressed.

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Volunteerism:

another means for pissing off Ayn Rand lovers.

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Volunteerism:

just another way of saying voluntarism.

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Volunteerism:

a means for liberals to do what conservatives preach.

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Volunteerism:

earn your way to Heaven with one Saturday a month.

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Volunteerism:

absolution for the non-religious.

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Volunteerism:

if everyone did it, no one would have to do it.

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Volunteerism:

confuse your parents and their bridge partners.

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