the easiest solution to any social problem.
Read More...Volunteerism:
a reason for the existence of the needy.
Read More...He who laughs last
is slow on the uptake.
Read More...Fermentation occurs in nature?
I thought it was developed by marriage counselors.
Read More...Manichaeism is alive and well in the world today.
When you hit a red light, you believe in the malevolent will behind creation. When a light turns green, as if just for you, then you believe in the good god. Our altars are those obelisk-shaped traffic signals.
Read More...No time is more filled with hope
than the beginning of a new year. Hope being, of course, an illusion.
Read More...I love a new year.
It’s a chance to witness more ruin.
Read More...The canvas of a new year is beautiful,
just before it’s painted with blood and bile.
Read More...People’s excitement for the new year
directly correlates with the quality of the discounts offered by their favorite retailers.
Read More...Now is the time you can refashion your life
to be more like your dreams. Keep telling yourself that. For instance, while you’re driving your tin bucket of a car with the rusted out spot under the passenger’s seat that lets the cold air in, because you have to get to the store by 6:00 a.m. to open and then work until dark just […]
Read More...I jerk off
and I vote.
Read More...If your kids get bullied,
blame teachers.
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