The Cynic's Notebook

If your kids bully other kids,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your kids have low self-esteem,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your kids eat too much fast food,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your kids are truant,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your kids don’t know what in loco parentis means,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If you don’t understand,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your parents don’t understand,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your kids don’t read at their grade levels,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your kids are no good at math and science,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your minor daughters get pregnant,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

If your minor sons get girls pregnant,

blame teachers.

The Cynic's Notebook

All you need to see the goodness in humanity

is a little imagination.

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