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The Cynic's Notebook

It’s hard not to be hostile

when people think they don’t deserve it.

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The Cynic's Notebook

If you love something

that doesn’t love you, call it promiscuous.

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The Cynic's Notebook

If you really love something

that doesn’t love you, call it again.

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The Cynic's Notebook

If you love something that doesn’t love you

despite your repeated attempts, blame its past.

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If you hate something,

blame it.

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If you hate something that loves you,

hate more.

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If you love something that hates you,

blame society.

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If you’re indifferent to love,

blame nature.

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If something loves you,

pay it.

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If something loves you very much,

recognize its wisdom, taste, and intelligence.

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If you love something,

buy two of her.

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If you hate something,

blame it.

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