equanimity in the face of others’ misfortune.

buy two of him.

sell it. Assume the buyer’s an asshole.

sell that too, even if you don’t own it. It’s called a put.

be outraged.

buy two of it.

buy all of it, and don’t let others be polluted.

blow it up.

you bear that foolish, ill-spirited bumblers keep moving ahead. It saves you from noticing your own flaws.

I wouldn’t have time to violate them.

is nothing to be ashamed of. It’s called optimism.