is being single, age 18 to 35, without kids.
Read More...LeBron James Apologizes for Not Doing Something, Whatever It Is, that You Think He Should, before Not Doing It
I want to apologize in advance to all the basketball fans out there who have spent years deepening their knowledge of the game through dedicated television viewing and keen observation of on-screen graphics for failing to do whatever it is they will think I should have done at a crucial moment. I know that my failure to make a drive to the hoop or pass the rock at just the moment you will think I should will make you, for just a moment, doubt your own understanding of basketball. This may lead you to, perhaps only dimly, question why the greatest passions in your life are born from watching others actually living lives.
Read More...A Fender Bender
I feel I must present this story to you in a series of small, logical steps, or else the ending may be incomprehensible. This is so often the only way to understand the phenomena in the jungle of human behavior. 1- Ralph is introduced to Katy, the new associate in human resources. Katy is 5′ […]
Read More...Whenever I hold to a resolution
I have to ask myself, did I wrestle with a demon and win, or did I wrestle with an angel and lose?
Read More...I am scrupulous
in following walk lights, crosswalks, and other traffic laws, so that, if I’m ever run over and killed, I will have full and just right to complain.
Read More...People are offended by universal truths pithily expressed.
If you doubt this, try adding “if you like that kind of thing” to any compliment and observe the effect. For example, “That is a pleasing blouse, if you like that kind of thing.” Or, “I thought your new story was lovely, if you like that kind of thing.”
It’s obviously true that only people whose taste inclines them to like a kind of thing will like an example of that thing. And yet try slipping awareness of that fact into conversation and you will soon find yourself an outcast.
I’m just grateful these days
to have socks that stay up.
Read More...I’ve turned incoherence into an art.
Parents Use Big Data to Engage More Meaningfully with Children
Arthur Igwana loves his kids, but he says his many work commitments make it difficult to spend as much time with them as he would like. So last Christmas, his wife’s gift to him was a yearlong contract with Perennial Systems Integration, a data mining company that services businesses such as Microsoft, General Motors, and Walmart to enhance their customer interactions.
Read More...One key to a happy marriage
is to choose the right times to be stupid.
Read More...Every parent of an infant or toddler knows
that sometimes you don’t get to sit down and eat because you’re so busy getting food for the kids. And, of course, kids spill a lot. So, after dinner you find yourself, still hungry, on hands and knees under the table fighting with the dog over the scraps.
Read More...The hatred of the cyclist for the slow pedestrian
is equaled only by the hatred of the motorist for the slow cyclist.
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