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somewhat.

Two California Counties Prepare to Designate “Job Creator Lanes” on Highways

Being wealthy can be difficult. Perhaps no one knows that more than job creators, the men and women who supervise people who supervise other people who run companies. Their morning and evening commutes can be brutal. Even with a driver, phone, beverage, and suite of printed and electronic reading material, sitting in traffic has to […]

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White House Hires Facebook Programmer to Write Algorithm Improving President’s National Security Feed

Being president is a time suck. Doesn’t matter if you’re the president of Bulgaria, Trader Joe’s, or the United States of America: it’s a hassle. In a move to save the US president time and increase his efficiency, the White House is using a new (but secure) website that they say revolutionizes how this and […]

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The Stoneslide Corrective Valentine’s Day Beauty Lighting — From Camhag to Camgirl

by Erica Gingrich

Nobody over the age of about 12 besides Captain Jean-Luc Picard looks good on those big viewscreens they like to use on Starfleet control bridges. Nobody. Not in movies about the future, and not in our video-conferencing, webchatting present.

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How America’s Heroic Celebrities Can End Inequality

President Obama has been hopping up and down at his bully pulpit decrying the growing levels of inequality in our country. He says he wants to fix this cancer eating at the core of our society with a few tax incentives or some such over-the-counter-strength remedy. And even that has no chance of getting through […]

A Life Examined

Utility Company Outsources Safety Inspections

Tohd responded to criticism that this latest cut could lead to lowered safety standards and increased risk for people who live near power plants and major gas lines. Most such facilities are strategically located in working class communities, Tohd explained, so the danger is well contained.

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