The Proposal: Through a custom FBMisin website, people will be able to enter some basic demographic information and get a clear print-out of how the aspects of their lives they care about most–such as their sex lives or whether Community will get cancelled next season–will change under either Obama or Romney.

The Proposal: We will launch a massively multiplayer online role-playing game, in which normal people, even the lower middle class, can play a tycoon, hobnob with other bazillionaires, and see how it feels when the government rips hard-earned millions out of their hands.