The Rejection Generator has gone beyond even what we imagined it could accomplish. It is helping people examine their deepest motivations and set new directions for their lives. Thank you for your help. I have been feeling this way as a writer for years and having a print confirmation of it allows me to move […]
Read More...Writers at Work: Yeats
Life is inseparable from art. That is part of the reason we at The Stoneslide Corrective so closely study the circumstances around the composition of great works of art through our Writers at Work series. William Butler Yeats had a life rich in event and literary production. He was deeply involved in politics, founded a […]
Read More...Obscene Gesture Benefits Economy
Researchers have discovered that “the global hegemony of American culture and its gestural memes” has made a certain hand signal a no-no everywhere in the world. However, the researchers also calculate that this gesture commonly called “the finger” added more than $200 billion to the world economy.
Read More...The Great Recession Is a Great Reason to Celebrate
Misunderstanding is the cause of so much pain. We at The Stoneslide Corrective would like to correct one misunderstanding that has become rampant in recent years. We would like to lift this veil of pain. We are nothing if not empathetic. Since 2007, the unemployment rate has gone from under 5% to 9%. That represents […]
Read More...Great Read. Free.
Download a copy of Shock to Equilibrium for free with this coupon code: GK96X. https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/137811
Read More...My mind knows more tricks
than I do. Sneaky bastard is always getting me in trouble.
Read More...A Note from a Rejectee
We have received so many grateful responses since we released The Rejection Generator. Here is just one writer’s story of how the generator helped her.
Read More...Stoneslide Media Announces the Liberation of Writerkind
“Rejection be not proud, though some have called thee mighty,” said Sylvester Stonesman, one of the designers of The Rejection Generator. “I think this project proves that any source of misery in human life can be overcome with innovative thought and judicious use of technology. I hope every writer will avail him- or herself of this revolutionary development. And it’s free!”
Read More...How many times have I done the right thing
because the line for the wrong thing was too long? The long waiting times for vice and pleasure might be the only things saving the world.
Read More...Two Questions
With the Passover and Easter holidays imminent, The Stoneslide Corrective moves through the world with eyes seeking spiritual wonder. It makes us ask questions, like the following: Why does the church down the street still have a nativity scene out front? Since someone stole the baby Jesus, and there’s just a rumpled blanket in the middle of the scene, what are the angels worshipping?
Read More...Special Occasions
ME: For my birthday this year, will you laugh at one of my jokes? WIFE: [Laughing.] Does that count?
Read More...Get Slowpoke Police Off Highways
The most dangerous factor in highway driving is relative velocity. It’s not speed that kills. It’s the difference in speed between you and the object you hit or that hits you. Say you bump your fender against a car traveling at nearly the same speed in the same direction … you won’t be hurt at […]
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