An Interview with Jude Polotan, First Prize Winner of the 2014 Stoneslide Story Contest
I’ve been known to talk in my sleep on occasion, though apparently I mumble too much for anyone to make out what I say. I find the idea of people talking in their sleep interesting and, like my narrator, I wonder what it means. Do the words sleeping people say make sense, or are they simply a dream spoken aloud? Is talking in your sleep some sort of complaint or plea or articulated fear? Anyway, one day I thought how strange it would be if someone growled or barked in his sleep—which begged the question: what would that mean, if anything?
Read More...Chance to Get a Free Copy of Our Print Issue, The Stoneslide Corrective No. 1
We will send a free copy of The Stoneslide Corrective No. 1, our new print issue, to the first 20 people who share this notice with at least five friends.
Read More...Never Go on a Bad Date with Paper Bag 2.0
Another ho-hum date; a date that makes you think perhaps your ex wasn’t so bad after all. Here you are feeling the same way about this person and the one you went to dinner with last week and the one you sat next to in the movies the week before as you did about your […]
Read More...An Adaptation of Ovid’s Metamorphoses by a Middle Manager, Chapter Two
There is a 6,345-square-foot home, with marble-tiled bathrooms, fully integrated home entertainment technology, and a professional-level gas grill, among many other amenities, that sits in a grove-like subdivision a comfortable 15-minute commute from the headquarters of Sterling Performance Limited. Tax registers and other official documents will show that this is the residence of Mr. Anthony J. Sun, the chief financial officer of Sterling.
Read More...Advice on Writing as a Craft and an Art
One attends a huge conference like the annual Association of Writers and Writing Programs (AWP) with hope of gleaning powerful insight into the the craft and art of writing. Yes, there are people to meet and substances to ingest, but mostly the goal is to deepen one’s understanding and perhaps learn new ways of doing things, right?.
This year, at the Minneapolis manifestation of AWP, we paid close attention to the speakers and wrote down all the wisdom we received.
Read More...Reading Is Good for Your Soul: An Invitation
On April 9, 2015, join us during the Association of Writers and Writing Programs (AWP) 2015 conference in Minneapolis for an evening of moving fiction and satire. Authors Douglas W. Milliken, Libby Cudmore, Joe Ponepinto and Mark Wisniewski will read from their work, and we’ll have other special guests, too. The reading is being organized by Publication Studio Hudson and The Stoneslide Corrective, and will be held at local literary landmark, the South Minneapolis Society Library.
Read More...The Venn Diagram to Explain All Venn Diagrams
We recently attended a lecture on the history of propaganda. In fact, the point of the lecture was that history is propaganda–from Alexander the Great’s scribes through Julius Caesar and Napoleon, we can not assuredly separate fact from interpretation from self-generated myth.
But things have changed, you might think. We live in an era of reporting, and impartial fact-finding commissions, and data. All that is just so much persuasion, this speaker argued. Perhaps her most convincing riff was about Venn diagrams and how they appear to present clearly defined, even indisputable information, while actually being arbitrary circles drawn by self-interested PowerPoint users.
Read More...The Stoneslide Story Contest
Open to any kind of story up to 10,000 words in length.
1st Prize: $3,000 + publication
2nd Prize: $500 + possible publication
3rd Prize: $250 + possible publication
Read More...An Adaptation of Ovid’s Metamorphoses by a Middle Manager
Sing, muse of the middle reach, goddess who wisely keeps her head down, cringer before the throne of the mighty. Like you, I sit high enough to witness the deeds of the illustrious, and yet I would never try to climb to their heights. Watching is enough for me. Help me tell their stories, and what happens when those who dwell in empyrean splendor touch lives of ordinary plane.
Read More...An Email Home to the Parents of Divine Mercy’s Youth Ministers
The outbursts however continued, demonstrating an astonishing lack of respect for our Savior and the Holy Scripture. Each time a young person would ask a question, three others would respond with bodily noises, wild gesticulations, muffled insults, flying objects, or off-topic comments. My corrections hindered the lesson, so some students decided to take correcting into their own hands and hit fellow students in the face with their Bibles! So discomfiting to see an instrument of peace and instruction used as a bludgeon. At one point I stopped to clarify a passage saying, “Jesus promised He would come back and judge the righteous from the unrighteous.” To this, someone made the outburst, “Well, what if Jesus had His fingers crossed?”
Read More...Top Ten Lowbrow Indulgences for Snobs
1. Memorizing the conversations other people have about television programs, so you can later construct a decent narrative in your mind using the same names and locations.
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